“Thanks to the Internet. I have probably seen more naked ladies than all of my ancestors combined”

” When you drink alcohol, you re just borrowing happiness from tommorow”

” I wonder what my dog named me”

” In childhood we are told that jokes about genital areas are adult content. But when we are adults, the same jokes are considered childish

“If you cannot explain it simply enough, you have not understood it well enough” – Albert Einstein

“Take pride in how far you have come. Have faith in how far you can go”

“Whether you are right or wrong, you will always find people who disagree with you”

“The teacher should never become more important than the teaching”

“Don’t take yourself, your feelings & emotions, your desires & wants, your strength & your fears, your assets & your liabilities, too seriously. Be light about youself”

ON KARMA – “Desire to sow no seed for your own harvesting: desire only to sow that seed the fruit of which shall feed others”